American Food Salad

Some free music to tide you jerks over until we post an actual cartoon!

2009-11-09T16:31:00.000-08:00

Here for your FREE downloading enjoyment is the sweet, heavy sounds of the almighty

WIZARD EYE!

Now normally we don't do this type of thing but we here at American Food Salad are both big fans of heavy drug addled rock and roll and the gentlemen in Wizard Eye seem to do that pretty good! So good in fact that we changed our "Only Comics" policy and were happy as shit when they gave us permission to post their music on this shitty blog! HOOORAY!

Now at first glance these guys might seem like a bunch of dope smoking, Black Sabbath worshiping, hippie, D&D playing, virgins ;), but if you listen further you'll find that your initial impression was correct, minus the hippie thing. Regardless of the members predilection toward 20-sided die the music FUCKING RULES and we want to share it with you. We encourage you to click on the link below and check out the rock. Also please check these dudes’ Facebook and Myspace pages for updates and shows!

Hope you enjoy these guys as much as we enjoy them

Hugs and kisses,
The Management

(Hey! Our lawyer advised us to tell you that Wizard Eye are not virgins and have never smoked dope, ever! We were given full permission from the band to publish this. All songs here are property Wizard Eye. The art work above belongs to the mighty rulers of Americanfoodsalad.blogspot.com. So if we find this on your website with out either the band's or AmfoodSal's permission, we reserve the right to come over to your house and force you to listen to that first Yoko Ono record, and trust us when we say no one wants that! Forserious, don't take this with out asking!)

Retard Of Love 2

2009-08-13T22:10:00.000-07:00

I know, it's been forever! Well hopefully we'll be able to keep pumping these bad boys out on a more consistent basis. Thanks for sticking around and keep checking back! Enjoy

Hugs and Kisses

THe Management

The Three Geatest Things in Life

2009-05-03T19:24:00.001-07:00

by Andrew Satinsky

Thank Heaven For Little Girls???

2009-04-28T08:00:00.000-07:00

Be honest, how many dudes out there have gone to metal shows and checked out the honey ass of some seemingly sweet long blond hair chick, only to have her turn around and it be a 60 year old biker dude who looks like he injects heroin into his eyeballs? Come on, I know there a few of you out there! I can't be the only one? Any whooo enjoy the comic!

May Chris be with you,

The Management

Brian Dubin In Japan!!

2009-04-22T10:06:00.001-07:00

We here at Americanfoodsalad are super stoked to bring you the first in what we hope will be many posts from our good friend and Baltimore's biggest rock star, BRIAN DUBIN! Brian is most well known for his run of self published autobiographical comics also know as "I Really I Stepped In It This Time", which was had been met with various degrees of praise from both the Baltimore art community and the National community. Brian has since ended his run of "I Really Stepped In It This Time" but hasn't stopped drawing or writing and we hope that what ever he choices to produce he will be willing to debut here at Americanfoodsalad! Also check out Brian fucking wail in his band The New Flesh! So enjoy our good buddy's skewed view on life.

Hugs and Kisses,

The Management

Bad Day at The Spaghetti Warehouse

2009-03-28T17:45:00.000-07:00

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by Andrew Satinsky

Life is Sweet, Ensign Green

2009-03-10T19:55:00.001-07:00

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by Andrew Satinsky

SCRAPS THE SADDEST ROBOT

2009-03-03T10:16:00.000-08:00

Today Is Going to Be Totally Awesome!

2009-02-21T15:05:00.000-08:00

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by Andrew Satinsky

Yeah We're on Facebook Too

2009-02-15T09:59:00.000-08:00

So I imagine the majority of people who check us out here are our friends who already know and are already sick of our posts on Facebook. But for those who do not know we have a group on ol' Facebook called, you'll never guess, "American Food Salad." Now please do not get this confused with our old group "American Food Salad Wants to Make it With Your Sister", you shouldn't be able to join anyway but for whatever reason I keep getting little messages saying people have joined that group as opposed to our new active group. Regardless we really encourage you to join our Facebook group to get our stupid updates, poorly spelled messages and the occasional sketch that doesn't make it up on the this blog spot.

Please Keep checking back here for more comics and updates.

Enjoy,

The Management

The Importance of the Spaceman Suit During Intergalactic Exploration

2009-02-15T09:08:00.000-08:00

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by Andrew Satinsky

A Very Special Groundhog Day

2009-02-07T16:33:00.000-08:00

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by Andrew Satinsky

Our first interstate promotion

2009-02-04T08:57:00.000-08:00

Next time you are in Madison, Wisconsin be sure to check out our featured trough at the city's largest Chinese buffet.

The True Emptiness of Existence

2009-02-03T12:58:00.000-08:00

Codependency v. Symbiosis

2009-02-01T07:23:00.000-08:00

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Retard Of Love

2009-01-27T17:56:00.000-08:00

By Justin Ardmore

...the space saga continues

2009-01-25T12:49:00.001-08:00

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The Broad Sense of Being

2009-01-15T05:40:00.000-08:00

American Food Salad is a collaborative effort, which seeks to entertain with sporadic posts and lame fart jokes. Please enjoy our first offering. More to come soon.

Hugs and Kisses,

The Management

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